Sunday, October 7, 2012

BEER LEAGUE BATREP!!!




I bet you didn't know I was part Genestealer


This battle report is brought to you by Granville Island Brewing


some maple cream ale shit....
my verdict - "pretty good piss water"

Keith and I met up at Jason's place to battle it out. The battle area was a 4x4 table,  1000pts each, a typical 40 kegger game. We were debating to do a PANTS-OFF batrep, but Keith said he hasn't trimmed the man garden in about 8 years. So the pants stayed on and then we rolled off for mission and turn order.



Mission :  Purge the Alien

Tyranid Warlord trait : Master of the Vanguard

Imperial Guard Warlord trait : Master of Defense

Tyranids go first.



    Sam  -  List 2 ( Tyranids )
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HQ
I promise to have them finished before the end of the year
   - Tervigon

Elites
   - 2 Hive Guard
   - 1 VenomThrope
   - 8 YMGARL Genestealers

Troops
  - 16 Hormaguants
  - 5 Genestealers

Heavy Support
 - Carnifex W/ Mycetic spore
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VS

               Keith - List 1 ( Imperial Guard )
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HQ
    - Commissar Lord
The I am the LAW army!
    - Ministorum Priest

Troops
   - 10 Veteran Squad   W/Chimera transport
   - 10 Veteran Squad

Fast Attack
    - Valkyrie
    -  Hellhound

Heavy Support
   -  Leman Russ Demolisher

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TURN 1

Tyranid 
movement
  - Nids move up    
shooting
  - Hive guard get a lucky shot and destroy the Hellhound.

Imperial Guard 
movement
   - Guard moves back
shooting
   - Termagaunt gets vaporized and Tervigon gets blasted by the leman russ losing 1 wound





TURN 2


Tyranid 
movement
  - Carnifex comes in from reserve via Mycetic spore
  - Nids move up
shooting
  - Carnifex explodes a Chimera with some devourers

Imperial Guard 
movement
   - Valkyrie comes in from reserve 
   - Valkyrie drops off some ass kicking Judge dredd type mother fuckers off by the hive guard
shooting
   - Leman Russ blew up the Venomthrope
   - Veteran squad with the Lord Commissar open up on the Carnifex bringing it down to 1 wound
   - Paratrooping Veteran squad shoots the hive guard, inflicting 1 wound on one of the guards
assault
   - Lord Commissar and his Vets fail to launch an assault on the Carnifex.







  TURN 3

                         
Tyranid 
movement
   - YMGARL show up in the building ruins
   - all Nids press forward
shooting
  - Carnifex obliterates the Lord Commissar and his men, Mycetic spore helps out with his        deathspitter. 
assault
  -  5 man of Genestealers launch their assault against the paratroopers. lose 2 during overwatch. Broodlord gets challenged by the Priest with an eviscerator. Genestealers win combat, but the guard make their moral check. 

Imperial Guard
movement
    - Valkyrie and Leman Russ move towards the enemy
shooting
    -  Valkyrie shoots its missles into the pile of guants and ymgarl.
   -  Leman Russ turns up the heat and fires 3 heavy flamers into the pile of Hormagaunt, just cooking the fuck out of them. 
                                                                 Cook em if you got em!
assault
-  The combat between the Vets and the Genestealers continue, long story short; The Broodlord is the only one standing and consolidates into near by cover.







TURN 4


Tyranid 
movement
   -  Tervigon moves into position to charge the tank, Carnifex lines up a shot against the Valkyrie.
shooting
   - Carnifex misses horribly 
assault
    -  Tervigon Smashes the shit out of the Demolisher Tank


Imperial Guard
movement
   - Valkyrie repostions to take out the Carnifex.
shooting
   - Valkyrie hits the fucker, but he just doesn't want to die!!  Fuck you!







TURN 5


Tyranid 
movement
    - Bugs just scurry around..
shooting
     - Carnifex brings down the poor Valkyrie 




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END RESULTS
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TYRANID VICTORY!!!


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FINAL SCORE
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Tyranids = 11 VP
Imperial Guard = 1 VP



MVN : The DaKka-Fex


"So I bashed his head against the wall, and threw him off the property. Hey, and get this I told him ; Have a rice day eh!" - Some idiot security guard I worked with at the A



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