BAD IDEA GREG!
Whenever you invite Orks over to your home planet (first of prob a bad idea) second tell em to leave their stompa at home.
Greg, leader and captain of the Morris Salamanders decided his space marines needed some exercise. So Captain of the Salamanders Greg-o-ditis set a trap on planet Morris with beer and chips as bait. So it was the Salamanders put out a distress call to the planet Cooks Creek (home of the Orks) about planet Morris having too much beer and munchies, and were in dire need of a eating machine.
Greg tells me to bring 2500 points of Orks including a super heavy. So i kinda bring this (more on this later).
Turn 1 deployment! (time allowed 1 hour) Its a real bitch setting up 80 ork boyz!
I move and shoot with everything but the Stompa, the result? 2 dead space marines and 1 hull point off the Rhino. NOT GOOD! So the hungy hungry Orks tell the Stompa, "Stompa, lets see what you can stomp!"
Stompa shoots, and Captain Greg of the Salamanders loses everything on the right side of the table, including a bane blade! Now I came to this game to test out a battle wagon, now the battle wagon has absolutely nothing infront of it, and is pretty much useless.
So I would tell of you of Greg's turn, but to sum it up he killed 2 ork boyz. And took a few hull points off the Stompa.
Turn 2: My planes both come on! WIN! Greg says I gotz interceptor! He asks if im going to evade, I say in typical Ork fashion F'it LET IT RIDE BABY!
So the result?
The result? 6 dead Ork boyz, now add that to my Weird Boy frying 2 more I pretty much killed more Orks then Greg did in the entire game.
Now it was right around this time I looked closer at the stompa rules and saw it was only 600 points, not 800 like I orginally thought. I apparently cheated, but cheated for Greg. I now realize I am missing 200 hundred points of Orks that should have been on the table.
|My Count was a little distracted|
So everything I have shoots some more Ork boyz are running around Planet Morris drinking all the beer and eating all the cheeses!