Wednesday, March 26, 2014

This just in: Assault Ram useful for once!

I just wanted to throw up this short quick little post of epicness! For those of you who know me, you'll know that I love my Assault Ram. You'll also know that it the most useless piece of shit model, when in my hands. I believe Rob L has even nicknamed my Assault Ram "The Muffin Launcher"!
But last night, for the second time ever, was good (The first time being when it rammed Big Seans Warhound titan and blew it up!)! My Assault Ram actually 1) hit a target 2) wounded the target 3) deleted the target!

The unit in question was 8 BA Assault Marines, a Sanguinary Priest and a Librarian. The Assault Ram caused 29 s6 ap4 wounds and 9 s8 ap1 wounds! Killed every single model... and just barely!!!! The very last cover save was for the very last model!
The BA unit had just deep struck the turn before, and were therefore all clumped up in a lovely Magna-Melta shaped blob! Charles Lined them up along the table edge as they died. Thanks Charles!

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