This weekend held the 2nd annual Jimcon board game convention. The Astro guys organized a 20, 000 point Imperium vs Ork Apocalypse game.
Team Imperials:
Keith - Adeptus Arbites /w Space Marine Allies (Commisar Yarick leading the army)
Me - Salamanders
Kevin - Imperial guard
Lance - White Stars Space Marines
Mike - Imperial Guard
Team Orks:
Brock (Ghazghkull leading the army)
Christian
Neil
Wally
Alex
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| The Nerds |
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| The table. Imperials are defending the fortress from the tide of green nerds. |
Here are just some highlights and armies from the game.
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| Might of Ancients Dreadnaught formation |
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| Mikes tanks |
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| I am sick of these MUTHA FUCKIN Orks on my MUTHA FUCKIN PLANET |
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| White Stars |
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| My cock-light is bigger than yours! |
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| Cops and marines |
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| A few of Kevins flyers |
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| Kevins Shadow sword |
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| Imperial deployment. |
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| It's a fucking STOMPEDE! (not actually the stompede formation) |
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| Stompa 1 |
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| Stompa 2 |
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| Stompa 3 (Scratch built from a Tim Hortons coffee can) |
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| Stompa 4 |
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| Flying orks |
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| They's a comming! |
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| The Aegis defense line was protected by a Dreadnaught defense line! The green tide will break upon the green wall! |
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| Round 1: Fight! |
ORKS GO FIRST
(Don't expect a battle report)
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| holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! |
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| Ork Stratagem: Drop rok. |
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| Scatter rok onto own units. WIN |
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| Just relax and bite this piece of leather. It wont make it hurt less, just distract you from the crying |
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| 8 attacks on the charge. Hitting on 4's automatic pens. |
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| Salamander dreadnaughts held the line... |
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| ...But only for 2 turns |
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| You guys are fucked. Come to Ray Ray |
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| BOOM! 5 inch melta blast. |
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| Boom! All I did was shake it?!?!... fuck |
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| run away run away run away! Commisar: Ahem... |
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| Looted wagon |
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| Christian: I just got a text from the Stomas |
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| Christian: Look, they say they're winning! |
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| Down the barrel of a Basilisk |
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| Wrecked |
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| Right there, yup. That's where we're winning |
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| I love kicking ass. Go ORKS! |
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| You guys are so dead.. wait, what?!?!? POWER KLAW fml. Boom! |
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| Mortis Pattern Contemptor: I will preemptively avenge your death RayRay (since you are still alive in this picture). Be at rest in dreadnaught heaven. May the malt liquor and fried chicken flow freely and the Tupac never stop playing. |
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| dun dun dun |
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| Oh fuck |
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| Yarrick sniffs out Ghazghkull |
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| HULK SMASH! Puny god |
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| I can't believe we didn't do anything! Oh well, we tried |
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| Death and destruction |
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| Vulkan vs Gaz |
At the end of the day, the Orks won 5-3 (I think. They totally kicked ass!)
Great game. Many thanks out to the Astro guys (Christian, Mike and Keith) for putting it on, and many thanks to the guys who came to play! Special thanks to Brock for allowing the other Ork players to use a small portion of his Ork army to maintain a tight theme!
Also, a great big thanks to Jim for holding Jimcon II and all the volunteers who helped out. One even offered to help out at the next 40kegger (Coming in May. Stay tuned)
Here's a few pics from the rest of the nerd-con (non 40k related)
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| Holy shit! There's girls here! They must have been lost |
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| 40Kegger's special friend Garth from Maxx Collectables! I bought a Dystopian Wars starter box and rule book from him. Will post about it later this week |
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| Jimcon raffle prizes |
That was a great post!
ReplyDeleteThe picture of the Contemptor looking at the tide of Orks looks awesome.
Lol... cock-lights...