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The beer was flat. Awesome. Chris has been doing very well with his Necrons this year.
|Surprise! He brought his Grey Knights|
Well, fuck. If there's one thing that ass rapes me more than his Necrons, it's his Grey Knights!
|Chris couldn't wait to get my pants off and start giving me an arse humpin!|
Chris's force was led by a GK Librarian, supported by a squad of Terminators, a Strike squad and a Psyfleman Dreadnaught.
My army was led by the Salamander Apothecary Harath Shen who attached himself to the heavy bolter Devastator Squad. I brought 2 Tactical squads, a Rapier Destroyer Battery and of course Contempty.
|Mission: The Relic. Deployment: Standard|
I won the roll of to go first, but chose to go second.
|Chris's deployment. Terminators were combat squaded and half held in reserve|
I attempted to seize the initiative and failed.
|Dreadnaught on Dreadnaught love. "I see you"|
|Contempty took a chunk out of the Strike Squad|
|Terminators deep struck in and took out 4/10 of my Tactical Marines|
|1.5 Tac Squads take out 3/5 termies|
|Contempty finishes off the Terminators. First blood!|
|Termies and Strike Squad kill a few more Tac Marines|
|I captured the Relic with one Tac Squad and shielded them with the other Tac Squad. I told Chris at the time this picture was taken that I would forget why I had 4 fingers displayed. And I did, can't remember.|
|Psyfleman Dread takes out Contempty and my Tac Squad books it with the Relic|
|Strike Squad kills more Tac Squad. I lose the Relic|
|Rapier finally does something and kills a Terminator!|
|Multi Melta kills the Librarian who had Divination buffs up the ass! Slay the Warlord|
|Try as he might, Chris couldn't get my shorts off to Bum Rape me (aka I won)|
SALAMANDERS ADVANCE TO THE SEMI FINALS!
|Hey Chris. Remember when I beat you in round 2 at Astronomi-con 2012?|