So our story begins with a very confident Christian arriving at my place.....
|Christian sure of his impending Guard victory!|
Balls to the face ROB!
We played a game with night fighting first turn, with our fast attack units counting as scoring units. Which is awesome if you have 3 DeffKopta's and your opponent has nothing of the sort. So I roll and get to go first. Which is good or so I thought. I move up my Deff Kopta's for immediate doom and destruction. They take aim and shoot, 1 hull point removed from a Chimera! Then the Chimera shoots back.........DeffKopta's run away. F'n tarts in flying junk! They ended up flying right off the table, not even pausing to look back.
Actual pics of the real game!
Now im pissed at losing my DeffKoptas, So I send the beer truck screaming up, except after an entire guard army shoots at the beer truck it blows it up! WTF no one blows up the beer truck turn one! I knew I was in for a heck of fight then and there.
Beer Truck blows up and Nobs and Ghazzy pile out.
So then I get shot in the face by a bunch of dudes (please finish the rest of this sentence) by something called Laz Cannons. I have no idea wtf Laz cannons are so I googled it, "Laz may refer to the Laz people, who live by the Black Sea, or to their language." I can tell you now, dont get shot by these people.
So this results in one mega nob dead.
Now, im not sure what turn exactly it is by now. Nor do I care, if you read enough of the shit I post on this blog you already know my BR's are not exactly historically accurate.
So like a bad porno......or a good one, this story is a mess. But right about now Ghazzskull reaches the Guard's white picket fence and starts trashing Chimera's, and guardsmen. I felt like the wolf in the Little pig story at the straw house. I ask Christian, so I assault through this defense line of yours? Yes he says. All I have to do is get to it and im in? Yes he says. So I start huffing and puffing!
Orks open the trunk of the Chimera.
Now way on the other side of the table I have these things called Lootas. They are kinda like that weird guy at every work place that is utterly useless, and despite this fact they manage to consistently to keep themselves employed at your workplace. Lootas are that guy.
So by now the game is pretty much over. There are few guardsmen hiding in ruins and such. Remember that dude who ran away from the Chimera? Well I found him........
Great game! Seriously was super close, the game started at 8pm ended at 1am! Yeah Guard vs Orks not for the faint of heart! Thanks for an awesome game buddy!