So this being my first ever Eldar game I had no idea wtf to expect. I hear lots of stories, how they need a new codex, all the units are way to expensive blah blah easy win! Well that was until Sean deployed. Or rather kinda deployed.
I was starting to get a complex, after this deployment I was wondering if he wanted to even play.
So OK! Turn 1, Eldar go first.............except Orks wanna go first so I steal it! Take that!
My Lootas shoot at the 'safe house', oh wait I say look I can see your shoulder pad on one of your War Walkers........Ok crap he says, fine go ahead and shoot. So my Lootas who are infamous for their accuracy shoot, and shoot and mis......wait holy shit they hit something! And it explodes! 5 Inches! And kills 7 Eldar! Wow, the 'safe house' aint so safe!
Im not sure how you fail 9 4+ cover saves, but ask Sean cause he did it all in a row. What a nice guy!
Harlequins in action!
Well these tranny elf's can sure fight! WTF!
So all thats left is Ghaz now. Yeah dont F with those girls......er guys........er elves......
Ghazz's only chance of survival is to roll a 5 or a 6 invul and he pulls it off! TSN turning point!
Ghazz then climbs the Elf safe house beating the tar of every cookie making critter in robes he can find. He then orders in his boyz to fight the crazy bitches!
Dakka jet comes on, I say "Sean im shootin at your jet bikes.....with 18 shots.......str 6...........twin linked........ballistic skill 3..........." While I roll Sean starts crying while looking at the rules of Dakka Jet for some reason. Then he removes his Eldar Jet bikes from the table.
Mean while its like Turn 5 now. All thats left is the Disco Eldar and 15 Ork Boyz. The rest of my stuff is scattered all over the table and all his stuff is still at the back of the house.
The final battle to end all battles ensues. Disco was blaring! Spandex was snapping! Ass cheeks were puckering! He rolled killed 8 Orks! I rolled and finally killed all the Disco people!
DISCO IS DEAD!!!!
Thanks for the great game Sean! Good time all around I would say. Ill leave this Battle report of a picture of Sean's stellar 4+ cover save rolling.