|if these guys played 40k, they'd play gay knights|
I knew that Lance had a gluten intolerance, and being the considerate dude that I am, got us some gluten free beer to try.
|All I can say is... I am glad I don't play Lance again|
So, Like I said, I wrote down everything that happened every turn so I would remember when it came time to make this batrep, right... Well, I fucking lost the paper. I can count to potato!
Now all I have is a bunch of pictures that I have no idea what happening in them. Hope you fucking enjoy.
|OH OH OH!!! I know what this one is! It's my army!|
|I think this is deployment.|
I think I won roll off. Im pretty sure I shot at the dreadnaught and missed with the rapier. The drop pod is in reserve (It's off the table right now)
|Good ol' rapier. Always misses.|
|Out of melta range, so they shoot bolters at the tac squad. Look at that hansom fellow in the back.|
|I think this was to hit something...?|
|My terminators outflanked and walked in the board edge (warlord trait) . Most of the stern guard were killed by the contemptor... I think|
|Multi Melta kills the rhino|
|Rapier kills the dreadnaught|
|Something something something... shit died|
|1/4 of an inch in his deployment... enough to get Line Breaker!|
At the end of the day, I had 2 objectives worth 7 points. I got first blood and line breaker. Lance held 2 objectives giving him 5 points. Lance also took the "Only roll 1's and 2's to hit and wound" warlord trait. His dice took a huge crap on him. Good thing it was a fun game!